Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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