this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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