TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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