I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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