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I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
time to smoke my breakfast
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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