Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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