fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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