new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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