Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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