i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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