if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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