my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm always down for nudity.
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