you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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