yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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