Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i think im in europe. pls send help
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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