i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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