I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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