they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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