this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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