I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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