Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots