it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
