i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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