Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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