dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He has the fingertips of a God
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