sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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