he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have aggressive nipples.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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