I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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