i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Bring me that man meat
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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