If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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