Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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