Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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