Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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