For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i dont even know how to be here
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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