I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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