obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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