Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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