So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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