I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
