im drinking this country out of the recession.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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