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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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