why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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