we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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