Betty ford says i'm here all night
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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