I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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