i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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