i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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