is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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