You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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