Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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