Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.