It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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