I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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