that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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