check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
