There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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