At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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