I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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