Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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