Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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